The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.