The Upright Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reichard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.