The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.