The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.