The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.