The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.