The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.