The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.