The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.