The Wind Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.