The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.