The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Reichard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.