The Wide Left Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reichard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.