The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
84%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.