The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.