The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.