The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.