The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.