The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.