The Upright Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.