The Phantom Flag Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.