The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.