The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.