The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Brandon Aubrey
- Jordan Addison
- Cameron Dicker
- Jauan Jennings
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- T.J. Hockenson
- Cam Little
FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.