The Hamstring Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.