The Snap Count Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.