The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.