The Upright Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.