The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Reichard warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reichard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.