The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Reichard. Reichard does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.