The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.