The Mystery Tweak Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Reichard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.