The Mystery Tweak Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Reichard scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.