The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.