The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Reichard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.