The Late Scratch Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Reichard is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.