The Wind Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“The broadcast shows Reichard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Reichard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Reichard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.