The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Reichard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Reichard trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reichard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.