The Doink Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Reichard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.