The Wind Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reichard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.