The Shank Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reichard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.