The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reichard's stadium. Only over Reichard.
- Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reichard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.