The Snap Count Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Reichard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Reichard hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reichard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.