The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Will Reichard
Will Reichard · MIN · K
“Reichard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reichard's week
- Ref: "Number Reichard, that's a flag." Reichard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Reichard is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reichard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Will Reichard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Will Reichard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Will Reichard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.