The Fumble Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.