The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Marks will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Marks, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.