The Garbage-Time Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- The team goes up 21 early and Marks gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Marks, Marks, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.