The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Marks gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Marks, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.