The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Marks's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Marks will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Marks's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.