The Snap Count Hex of Woody Marks
Woody Marks · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Marks, that's a flag." Marks: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Marks's week
- Marks gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Marks gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Marks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Woody Marks in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Woody Marks is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Woody Marks actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.